I just returned from the barn, where I saw the most horrible
exhibition of sin, lust and fornication. It all began when a stray
tom cat entered our barn while I was doing chores. I like cats, so I
tossed him a handful of catfood and went about my business.

A minute later I saw the most horrid exhibition of sinfulness. In
fact it was so bad I had to go to the house to read a few pages from
the Bible. What occurred was Patches, our 3 year old female cat
ripped off her bra, popped out her boobs, and began rolling on the
floor in a very sinful manner, right in front of myself, that tom cat,
and God.

This was as bad, if not worse than an article I recently read in the
newspaper, where a young woman walked into a downtown bar, stripped
naked and fornicated with a young man on a pool table, right in front
of everyone. The police had to physically separate them and remove
them from the bar.

What is wrong with our cat? She was raised in a loving Christian
Baptist home, taught manners and proper etiquette. Now she did this.
I plan to contact our minister as well as a psychologist to see what
we can do to correct her mental illness and to save her soul. But
will this help? I have never seen such an outburst of sinful lust and
fornication, and when I pulled her away from that tomcat, she sunk her
claws into my hand. I'm appalled.

<southernbaptistfamily@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:us37v31otklemr8nmfffa9il1rl9au254o@4ax.com...
>I just returned from the barn, where I saw the most horrible
> exhibition of sin, lust and fornication. It all began when a stray
> tom cat entered our barn while I was doing chores. I like cats, so I
> tossed him a handful of catfood and went about my business.
>
> A minute later I saw the most horrid exhibition of sinfulness. In
> fact it was so bad I had to go to the house to read a few pages from
> the Bible. What occurred was Patches, our 3 year old female cat
> ripped off her bra, popped out her boobs, and began rolling on the
> floor in a very sinful manner, right in front of myself, that tom cat,
> and God.
>
> This was as bad, if not worse than an article I recently read in the
> newspaper, where a young woman walked into a downtown bar, stripped
> naked and fornicated with a young man on a pool table, right in front
> of everyone. The police had to physically separate them and remove
> them from the bar.
>
> What is wrong with our cat? She was raised in a loving Christian
> Baptist home, taught manners and proper etiquette. Now she did this.
> I plan to contact our minister as well as a psychologist to see what
> we can do to correct her mental illness and to save her soul. But
> will this help? I have never seen such an outburst of sinful lust and
> fornication, and when I pulled her away from that tomcat, she sunk her
> claws into my hand. I'm appalled.
>

Sometimes the sweetest kittens have the sharpest claws.

On Tue, 01 Apr 2008 20:16:28 -0600, southernbaptistfamily@yahoo.com
wrote:

>I just returned from the barn, where I saw the most horrible
>exhibition of sin, lust and fornication. It all began when a stray
>tom cat entered our barn while I was doing chores. I like cats, so I
>tossed him a handful of catfood and went about my business.
>
>A minute later I saw the most horrid exhibition of sinfulness. In
>fact it was so bad I had to go to the house to read a few pages from
>the Bible. What occurred was Patches, our 3 year old female cat
>ripped off her bra, popped out her boobs, and began rolling on the
>floor in a very sinful manner, right in front of myself, that tom cat,
>and God.
>
>This was as bad, if not worse than an article I recently read in the
>newspaper, where a young woman walked into a downtown bar, stripped
>naked and fornicated with a young man on a pool table, right in front
>of everyone. The police had to physically separate them and remove
>them from the bar.
>
>What is wrong with our cat? She was raised in a loving Christian
>Baptist home, taught manners and proper etiquette. Now she did this.
>I plan to contact our minister as well as a psychologist to see what
>we can do to correct her mental illness and to save her soul. But
>will this help? I have never seen such an outburst of sinful lust and
>fornication, and when I pulled her away from that tomcat, she sunk her
>claws into my hand. I'm appalled.

Tedw should be able to help this cat. I'd begin by making the cat
read Tedws blog.

Be sure to place a crucifix and a rosary next to your cats litterbox,
and a bible under her food bowl, and add small pieces of communion
bread to her catfood. When you fill her water bowl, use only holy
water. Then get her a little nun costume for her to wear. In the cats
bed, be sure to hang a picture of Jesus and the Virgin Mary. Also
place a copy of the "Cat Bible" in her bed. You can buy the "Cat
Bible" here:
http://www.amazon.com/Cat-Bible-Everything-Your-Expects/dp/1592403255

If you can catch the tomcat, be sure to take him to church and into
the confessional and make him repent to Jesus. Show him pictures of
the devil and hell. Set small paper fires to demonstrate hell to him.
Then read the entire Tedw blog TWICE to the tomcat too. Each and
every day you must say 100 Our Fathers and 500 Hail Marys for each cat
(double this amount on Sundays).

Be sure to introduce both cats to Sexaholics Anonymous, and force them
to attend 90 meetings in 90 days. If they refuse, contact Bob Barker,
and ask him to spay and neuter them on "The Price is Right" show.

Remember, Jesus loves everyone (including cats). But he hates out of
wedlock hetrosexual fornicaters, transexual cats, and all gays.

On Apr 5, 5:28=A0am, ex_cat-aho...@getmeoutofhere.com wrote:
> On Tue, 01 Apr 2008 20:16:28 -0600, southernbaptistfam...@yahoo.com
> wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> >I just returned from the barn, where I saw the most horrible
> >exhibition of sin, lust and fornication. =A0It all began when a stray
> >tom cat entered our barn while I was doing chores. =A0I like cats, so I
> >tossed him a handful of catfood and went about my business. =A0
>
> >A minute later I saw the most horrid exhibition of sinfulness. =A0In
> >fact it was so bad I had to go to the house to read a few pages from
> >the Bible. =A0What occurred was Patches, our 3 year old female cat
> >ripped off her bra, popped out her boobs, and began rolling on the
> >floor in a very sinful manner, right in front of myself, that tom cat,
> >and God. =A0
>
> >This was as bad, if not worse than an article I recently read in the
> >newspaper, where a young woman walked into a downtown bar, stripped
> >naked and fornicated with a young man on a pool table, right in front
> >of everyone. =A0The police had to physically separate them and remove
> >them from the bar.
>
> >What is wrong with our cat? =A0She was raised in a loving Christian
> >Baptist home, taught manners and proper etiquette. =A0Now she did this.
> >I plan to contact our minister as well as a psychologist to see what
> >we can do to correct her mental illness and to save her soul. =A0But
> >will this help? =A0I have never seen such an outburst of sinful lust and
> >fornication, and when I pulled her away from that tomcat, she sunk her
> >claws into my hand. =A0I'm appalled.
>
> Tedw should be able to help this cat. =A0I'd begin by making the cat
> read Tedws blog.
>
> Be sure to place a crucifix and a rosary next to your cats litterbox,
> and a bible under her food bowl, and add small pieces of communion
> bread to her catfood. =A0When you fill her water bowl, use only holy
> water. Then get her a little nun costume for her to wear. =A0In the cats
> bed, be sure to hang a picture of Jesus and the Virgin Mary. =A0Also
> place a copy of the "Cat Bible" in her bed. =A0You can buy the "Cat
> Bible" here:http://www.amazon.com/Cat-Bible-Everything-Your-Expects/dp/159=
2403255
>
> If you can catch the tomcat, be sure to take him to church and into
> the confessional and make him repent to Jesus. =A0Show him pictures of
> the devil and hell. =A0Set small paper fires to demonstrate hell to him.
> Then read the entire Tedw blog TWICE to the tomcat too. =A0Each and
> every day you must say 100 Our Fathers and 500 Hail Marys for each cat
> (double this amount on Sundays).
>
> Be sure to introduce both cats to Sexaholics Anonymous, and force them
> to attend 90 meetings in 90 days. =A0If they refuse, contact Bob Barker,
> and ask him to spay and neuter them on "The Price is Right" show.
>
> Remember, Jesus loves everyone (including cats). =A0But he hates out of
> wedlock hetrosexual fornicaters, transexual cats, and all gays.- Hide quot=
ed text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

Fuck Jesus.
Fuck Mohammeds too.

Lust and fornication is FUN.

What worries me are the deluded psychopaths hallucinating angels and
ghosts that think they own peoples lives.

They WILL KILL YOU.