Sex against a fence

The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember the
first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this
very
tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you .'

'Yes', she says, 'I remember it well.'

'OK,' he says, 'How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do
it for old time's
sake?'
'Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!'

A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and,
having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these two
old-timers having sex against a
fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble. So he follows
them.

The elderly couple walks halting ly along, leaning on each other for support
aided by walking sticks.
Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the
fence.. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man
drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in.
Then
suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever
seen .
This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and
moaning
and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.

The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and
old age
that he didn't know.

After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple
struggle to their feet and put their clothes back
on.

The policeman is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly amazing
...
I've got to ask them what their secret is.

So, as the couple passes, he says to them,' Excuse me, but that was
something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some
sort of secret to
this?'

Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply, 'Fifty years ago that wasn't
an electric fence.'

On Apr 26, 1:41=A0am, "JC" <dontbot...@imouttatown.net> wrote:
> Sex against a fence
>
> =A0 The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember the
> first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this
> very
> tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you .'
>
> 'Yes', she says, 'I remember it well.'
>
> 'OK,' he says, 'How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do=

> it for old time's
> sake?'
> 'Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!'
>
> A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and,
> having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these t=
wo
> old-timers having sex against a
> fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble. So he follows
> them.
>
> The elderly couple walks halting ly along, leaning on each other for suppo=
rt
> aided by walking sticks.
> Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the
> fence.. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man
> drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in.
> Then
> suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever
> seen .
> This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and
> moaning
> and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.
>
> The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and=

> old age
> that he didn't know.
>
> After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple=

> struggle to their feet and put their clothes back
> on.
>
> The policeman is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly amazi=
ng
> ..
> I've got to ask them what their secret is.
>
> So, as the couple passes, he says to them,' Excuse me, but that was
> something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there so=
me
> sort of secret to
> this?'
>
> Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply, 'Fifty years ago that wasn't=

> an electric fence.'



ROTFL!!